A girl is about to tie the knot, and she is watching
her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen.

"Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so
happy after all these years of marriage?"

The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit
dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down,
picking the dough up with her snatch.

"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll
guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest
of his life," said her mother.

So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding
night.

While her anxious husband waited for her in
the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a
can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the
dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the
dough, accidentally letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.

Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.

 "What's Wrong, honey?" she asked.

He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away,
"If that thing barks like that for a biscuit, 
I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"