Candy Kiss

A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was
going to play a
"guessing" game. She passed out different items to
each of the students
and proceeded to ask each student what item they
received.

When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher
gave him a candy
kiss.

She asked, "Do you know what it is?"

Jimmy replied "No."

The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste
it." Little Jimmy
did so.

The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it
is?"

Little Jimmy said "Nooooo."

The teacher said, "I'll give you a hint...it is
something your daddy
wants from your mommy every morning before he goes
to work."

A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and
screams "JIMMY,
SPIT IT OUT.......IT'S A PIECE OF ASS."