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> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.  He'd
> toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.  In the middle of
> catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer
> her, a peanut fell in his ear.  He tried and tried to dig it out but
> only succeeded in pushing it in deeper.  He called his wife for
> assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided
> to go to hospital.
> 
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
> her date.  After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
> said he could get the peanut out.  The young man told the father to sit
> down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow
> hard.
> 
> When the father blew, the peanut flew out.  The mother and daughter
> jumped and yelled for joy.  The young man insisted that it was nothing
> and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something
> to eat.
> 
> Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so
> wonderful!  Isn't he smart?  What do you think he's going to be when he
> grows older?"
> 
> The father replied "From the smell of his fingers,... our son in-law!"
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