We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons"
  :)  = smile    :(  = frown.



Well, how about some "ass cons"?...hehe


        (_!_)      a regular ass


       (__!__)    a fat ass



         (!)        a tight ass


        (_._)      a flat ass



       (_^_)      a bubble ass



      (_*_)      a sore ass


     (_!__)     a lop-sided ass



       {_!_}      a swishy ass


       (_o_)      an ass that's been around


     (_O_)     an ass that's been around even more



      (_x_)     kiss my ass




     (_X_)     leave my ass alone



    (_zzz_)    a tired ass



    (_o^o_)   a wise ass



     (_13_)     an unlucky ass




   (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass



      (_?_)   Dumb Ass







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