Seems God was just about done creating the universe,
but he had two extra benefits/things left in his bag
of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam
and Eve. �He told the couple that one of the things he
had to give away was the ability to stand up while
urinating.

"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, "I
was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability.

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd
love to...please, oh please, oh please, let me have
that ability. �It'd be so great!

When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals.
I could just stand there and let it fly. �It'd be so
cool, I could write my name in the sand" On and on he
went, Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted that so badly, that he should have it and she
really wouldn't mind.

And so Adam was given the ability to control the
direction of his misdirection while in a vertical
position. �And so, he was happy, laughing with delight
all the while. �And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of
leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..."