A typical married couple were lying in bed one
 night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and
 the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
 As he was reading, he paused and reached over to
 his wife and started fondling her "kitty". He did this
 only for a very short while, then he would stop and
 resume reading his book.
 The wife gradually became aroused with this, and
 thought that her husband was seeking some response as
 encouragement before going any further. She got up and
 started stripping in front of him.
 The husband was confused and asked, "What are you
 doing taking your clothes off?"
 The wife replied, "You were playing with my 'kitty'.
 I thought it was foreplay to start a little
 love-making tonight."
 The husband said, "No, not at all."
 The wife then asked," Well, what the hell were you
 doing then?"
 "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
 pages in my book!"