Two priests were going to Hawaii  and decided that 
they �would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything 
that would �identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, 
they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts 
and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, 
they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and 
were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine 
and the scenery when a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde in a tiny 
bikini came walking straight toward them. 
They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them she turned to them, 
smiled and said, "Good morning father, good morning father" nodding and 
addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. 
They were both stunned how in the world did she recognize them as priests? 
The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits- 
these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them - 
and again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the 
sunshine, etc. After a while, the same Gorgeous blonde, wearing a 
string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. 
(They �were �glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about 
to pop out of their heads) �Again, she approached them and greeted 
them individually: "good morning father", "good morning father" 
and started to walk away. �
One of the priest couldn't stand it and said, "just a minute young lady. 
Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, 
how �in �the world did YOU know?" �
"Oh father, don't you recognize me, - 
I'm Sister Kathryn!"