Two young guys were picked up by the cops for
smoking' dope and appeared in court on Friday before the Judge. The
Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to
give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out
this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and
get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on
Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge
said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, You Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up
drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell
them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles
like this: O o , and told them this (the big circle) is your brain
before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the Judge.

To the second boy the judge said, "And you, how
did you do?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give
up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage
to do that?!?!"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two
circles ... o O , and said (pointin' to the small circle) 'This is
your asshole before prison.......'"