REDNECK BIRTH CONTROL

After having their 11th child, an Alabama
couple decided that was
enough (they could not afford a larger
double wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who
also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't
want to have any more
children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem. The doctor
instructed him to go home,
get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may
not be the smartest man,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a
second opinion. The
Georgia physician was just about to tell
them about the procedure
for a vasectomy when he noticed that they
were from Alabama. This
doctor instead told  the man to go home and
get a cherry bomb, light
it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his
ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians
couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . .", at
which
point he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and resumed
counting on
his other hand....

Also works in Tennessee and West Virginia.