Three Labrador retrievers - chocolate, yellow, and black are
sitting
in
the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a
conversation.
The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, "So why are
you
here?"
The chocolate lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything -
the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was
last
night,
when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna
give me
Prozac," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "All the vets
are
prescribing it. It works for everything." The black lab then
turns to
the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig
up
flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I
dig
up
the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great
big
hole
in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab
inquired.
"Looks
like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. Then
the
yellow
lab turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's
office for.
I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll
hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to
hump
everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
shower
and
was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
myself I
hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and chocolate labs exchange a sad glance and say,
"So,
Prozac
for you too, huh?"
The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."