CONDOM SERVICE PACKS

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"  To which
the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men
use them to have safe sex."  "Oh I see." replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."  He looks over the
display  and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this
package."  The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.  One for
Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.  He
notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." 
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.  One for
January, one for February, one for March........"