"The Shakes" - Rated R

Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The
first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved his
morning, I cut my face."

The second old man said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I
trimmed
my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands
shake
so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"