Three gay guys are talking at a wake. The first
guy says, "After he's cremated, I'd like to toss
his ashes off a boat, because we had such fun
sailing." The second guy says, "I'd like to spread
his ashes on my garden, because he so loved when I
brought him flowers." The third guy says, "I'd like
to sprinkle his ashes on some hot chile so he could
tear my asshole apart one last time."