Pretty Funny

 A man takes the day off work and

 decides to go out golfing.
 He is on the second hole when he

 notices a frog sitting next to

 the green.

 He thinks nothing of it and is

 about to shoot when he

 hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

 The man looks around and doesn't

 see anyone. Again, he

 hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks

 at the frog and decides to

 prove the frog wrong, puts the

 club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

 Boom!

 He hits it 10 inches from the

 cup. He is shocked. He says

 to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

 You must be a lucky frog, eh?

 The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky

 frog."

 The man decides to take the frog

 with him to the next hole.

 "What do you think frog?" the

 man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

 The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

 Boom! Hole in one. The

 man is befuddled and doesn't know

 what to say. By the end

 of the day, the man golfed the

 best game of golf in his life and

 asks the frog, "OK where to

 next?"

 The frog replies, "Ribbit Las

 Vegas." They go to Las Vegas

 and the guy says, "OK frog, now

 what?" The frog says,

 "Ribbit Roulette." Upon

 approaching the roulette table, The man

 asks, "What do you think I should

 bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit

 $3000, black 6." Now, this is a

 million-to-one shot to win, but

 after the golf game the man

 figures what the heck.

 Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding

 back across the table.

 The man takes his winnings and

 buys the best room in the

 hotel. He sits the frog down and

 says, "Frog, I don't know how to

 repay you.

 You've won me all this money and

 I am forever grateful."

 The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss

 Me." He figures why not,

 since after all the frog did for

 him, he deserves it. With a

 kiss, the frog turns into a

 gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

 your honor, is how the girl

 ended up in my room. So help me God

 or my name is not William Jefferson

 Clinton."

 The origination of this letter is

 unknown.