One day Superman was feeling a bit horny.
So, he began to ask his
superhero friends for ideas on where he
could get a bit of action.
"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that
Wonder woman is the best sex
in comic land.  Why don't you try her?",
replied Batman.

"I'd love to, but Wonder woman and I
are friends. So I don't really want
to take advantage of her."

"Darn shame," said Batman as he waved
good-bye to Superman and drove off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying
low over a city when he saw the
Green Lantern patching up a building.
He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm
looking for a little action. You're a
swinging bachelor, who's the best
babe in comicland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that
Wonder woman is far and away the
best lay in comic land, why don't you
try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman
said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much" and he flew
off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later he was flying over
a field when he saw Wonder woman
lying naked, in the middle of the
field, with her legs apart and
up in the air. Superman was tempted.
He thought to himself, "I'm
faster than a speeding bullet, I can be
in and out of there before
she even knows I'm here." So with a blur
and a sonic boom he was
down, in and gone.

Wonder woman stared up into the sky
with a dazed expression.
"What the heck was that??" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man
as he rolled off, But my
ass is killing me."