Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked (Okay, 11!)
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11. No one ever steals your chair.
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10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
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9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also
came to work drunk.
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8. People stop stealing your pens after they've
seen where you keep them.
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7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you
can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
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6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
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5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from
looking down your blouse.
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4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in
my pants."
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3. Inventive way to finally meet that special
person in Human Resources.
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2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.
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....and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go
to Work Naked:

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see
your ass in here by 8:00!"