Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when you take it to church, but so small
 when you take it to the mall.
 
 Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team
 plays 60 minutes of basketball.
 
 Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they
 are when watching a movie.
 
 Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have
 difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
 
 Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings,
 but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
 
 Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it is
 to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
 
 Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
 scramble to get a back seat at church services.
 
 Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into
 our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last
 moment.
 
 Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to
 tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and
 repeat gossip.
 
 Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
 Bible says.
 
 Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
 believe, or think, or say, or do anything.
 
 Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread
 like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
 think twice about sharing.
 
 Funny, isn't it, when you go to forward this message, how many on your
 list are not receiving it because  you're not sure they believe in anything?