God's Voice Mail System 
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of 
modern life. But, have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice 
mail? 
 
Imagine praying and hearing this: 
 
Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the 
following options: 

 Press 1 for Requests 

 Press 2 for Thanksgiving 

 Press 3 for Complaints 

 Press 4 for All Other Inquiries. 
 
What if God used the familiar excuse..."I'm sorry, all of our angels 
are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important 
 
to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on 
the line" 
 
Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer: 
If you would like to speak to: 

 - Gabriel, Press 1 

 - Michael, Press 2 

 - For a directory of other angels, Press 3 

 - If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are 
holding, 

 
 please press 4. 

 - To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, 

 enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key. 
 (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.) 
 
For reservations at "My Father's House" please enter J-O-H-N, followed by 
3-1-6. 
 
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and 
where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here. 
 
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up 
and try again tomorrow. 
 
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. 
Please pray again Monday after 9:30am. If you need emergency assistance 
when this office is closed, contact your local pastor. 
 
THANK GOD HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE PRAY!!! 
 
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