Blonde jokes = thanks to Sue & Jason for these.


An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in
his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he
asked,  "If
you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who
would it
be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.  The
Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"  The American said, "We
were the first
on the moon!"  The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the
first on
the
sun!"  The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their
heads.  "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!"
said the
Russian.  To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
know. We're
going at night!"
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A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if
he could see her license.  She replied in a huff, "I wish you
guys would
get your act together.  Just yesterday you take away my license
and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her
turn.  She
rolled the dice and she landed on  Science & Nature."  Her
question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you
hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
++++++++++

The blonde reported for her university final examination which
consists
of "yes/no" type questions.  She takes her seat in the
examination hall,
stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a
fit of
inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts
tossing the
coin and marking the answer sheet-Yes for Heads and No for
Tails. Within
half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating
it out.  During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately
throwing
the coin, muttering and sweating.  The moderator, alarmed,
approaches
her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and
hour.
But I'm rechecking my answers."
++++++++++

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
flight
attendant.  The route they were flying had a stay-over in
another city, so
upon their arrival, the captain showed the attendant the best
place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.  The next
morning as the
pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed
the new
attendant was missing.  He knew which room she was in at the
hotel and
called her up wondering what happened to her.  She answered the
phone,
sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't
get out of
your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The attendant
replied, "There are
only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one
is the
closet, and one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Q. There are three girls, all in 3rd grade:  one a brunette,
one a
redhead, and one a blonde. Which one of them has the best body?
A.  The blonde, because she's 19 years old.

Q.  How do you measure a blonde's I.Q.?
A.  With a tire gauge.

Q.  What does a  blonde say after she graduates from college?
A.  "Hi, welcome to McDonald's."