It was the first day of school and the teacher was going around asking all
the students what their names were. She went up to one little girl and asked,
"What is your name?"
The little girl looked up and said, "Happy Butt." 
The teacher said, "That's not your name. What's your real name?" 
And the little girl said, "Really, it's Happy Butt." 
The next day she said the same thing and the day after that 
so the teacher finally decided to call the little girl's parents. 
The next day at school the teacher told the little girl, 
"I know your real name." The little girl said, "yeah, it's Happy Butt."
Then the teacher said, "No, it's Gladice." 
The girl said, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass, same thing."